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John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023
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A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.
My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014
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dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.
why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019
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Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)
Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!
by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009
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matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis
Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine
by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014
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