"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. When Zionist venue owners/management cancel events at the last minute so as to try to cancel humanitarian Palestinian events
"oh man, did you hear, JJ's cancelled the Fundraiser for Gaza Children last minute"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"
by hevalatia December 19, 2023
Get the horseshoemug. A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.
by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017
Get the dirty horseshoe sandwichmug. With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.
Will not work if fully erect.
by Crimmdaddy April 23, 2018
Get the The Horseshoemug. Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
by c3rr0t July 4, 2025
Get the Alabama HorseShoemug. The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
Get the pubic horseshoemug. A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.
by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024
Get the Hungarian horseshoemug.