Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida

Someone who rides low and dirty and cant hit a shot to save his life.

Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.

by Flava B. Honey May 28, 2025

hoopty

asshole-scouse slang

yo lad, your hoopty stinks get a shower

by 2dogslaaaaa February 6, 2022

hooptie

In the past, a hooptie was an old car, really raggedy or just worn, that had seen better days. A hooptie could be a car that had been in a fender bender and the owner opted to fix the damaged body panels with mis-matched colored parts from a similar car from the junk yard. In high school, if your car (no matter what it was) had four different make tires on its four corners, it was an automatic hooptie! If it had one different make tire amongst 3 of the same brand, you might still be driving a hooptie! At some point, "hooptie" began to get reserved for big ass American cars from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Lately, those few left over big cars from the 90s and 00s can qualify, but it must be American. If it was a raggedy little car or a foreign car, it was a "beater" or a "bucket." A true hooptie must be American!! There is a new additive to the term which is "Love." These days, most of us have a special affinity for big old Detroit-built land yachts, whatever the condition, that mom, dad, grandma or grandpa drove. In fact, where would the "Low-Rider" be without a cheap or abandoned hooptie like a 60s Chevy Impala or Mercury Marquis? In the future, "hooptie" will mean a well-loved vehicle. It's a car that elicits looks and conversations. How cool is that? Hooptie: not an insult at all!!

I'm rollin' in my '64!! Well, right now, it's just a hooptie, but wait 'til I trick it out!!

I just scored a bomb-ass hooptie for less than $1500!!

I'm feeling your hooptie, bro!!

Me: "That's a cool old Cadillac, young lady!!"
Elderly original owner of said Cadillac: "It's my hooptie!!"

(The preceding were real comments heard on the street!!)

by Detroit HoopDees March 21, 2022

hoopty

someone who has THE BIG DUMB

lmao did you see eric yesterday

omg he was actin like a hoopty

by somefunperson December 2, 2019

Hoopty

Your friends jank ass car

Bruh that shit hoopty as fuck

by That Guy3521 February 28, 2020

Hoopty

Typically, an alternate vehicle, usually considerably less expensive than your primary vehicle.
It would be used in situations where there's a chance or an accident or you're picking up your sisters' kids.

Can I borrow your car? Yes, take the hoopty because it's snowing.

by anonymous July 17, 2025

hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015