Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009

Grapple-hook

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.

Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!

by Tsanuri June 17, 2009

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011