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Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.
"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"
by Faytel-Feld-Production July 21, 2008
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Hofhardt

Hofhardt is a conjunction of the last names of its creators- rejects from their own respective families because of religious bigotry.

Noun, singular: A Hofhartd is a person who has been ostracized by their nuclear family unit due to the family's religious intolerance of a different belief system/viewpoint/lifestyle, etc.

Noun, collective: "The Hofhartds" are people that can come together and know that they are not alone in their journey. Taking the name Hofhartd as a new "family name" allows one to identify with others experiencing the same pain when their own family has turned their backs.

Verb: To be Hofhartded is to be cast out forcibly from one's family, or to be left with no alternative but to end relationships for one's health, wellbeing, and overall happiness.
"I didn't realize Emily was a Hofhardt, she never really talks about her folks."

"My whole family are a bunch of wingnuts! I think I'll join the Hofhartds!"

"Did you hear about Danny? I hear his Dad hofhardted him when he came out as an atheist."
by Ms.Hofhardt April 20, 2010
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hofaf

(noun) an abbreviation for the Hooray for Alcohol Festival.
A festival that celebrates the consumption of alcohol at a house that the owner does not know it is occuring at and must involve a hofaf signed cricket bat.
"Hey Emily, are you coming to Hofaf this weekend at Fry's place? Erin is organising it!"
by erin87 November 16, 2007
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Hoffmeister Cadence

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"
by enraged theory student July 17, 2009
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Hoffwomper

Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.
Ha, look at that hoffwomper over there
by nev errington September 1, 2010
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hoffburger

aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.

so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.

this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
Hanna: has anybody seen Dom?
Lesleigh: he’s on the dance floor housing a hoffburger
by williet hughnot December 15, 2020
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Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
by Jon July 14, 2005
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