hooking up Texas style

To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.

Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.

by Carla omg December 7, 2005

Sex Hookie

When your partner fakes being sick to avoid sex.

I was all set for a good nite of sex when all of a sudden she said she wasnt feeling well. She was playing Sex Hookie and I knew it. It reminded me of playing hookie froms school, only now she was playing hookie from my penis.

by Nightraider November 24, 2009

hooking for pole

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.

Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight

by Kouklavis December 28, 2010

Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

by Ross44 August 17, 2010

Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

by ellenaf April 11, 2007

hobokey

To be a hick.

Damn, that's a freakin hobokey town!
Close the door, what are you, a hobokey?

by akumagen March 12, 2003

Hoboriffic

Having to do with hobos, or reffering to hobos. Like a version of terrific, if you think it's great, and horrific if its a bad thing.

The smell coming from your room is sure hoboriffic!

Those guys sure are hoborific!

by Vee Emcee July 29, 2006