hoboe

n. An instrument generally featured in an orchestra that travels because its members do not maintain permanent addresses. Known for its many variations, this woodwind may be constructed of cardboard, cans, duct tape, soda bottles, newspaper, or any combination thereof. The key criterion is whether or not its tone is successful in separating passersby from extraneous coinage.

"There was a fine hoboe soloist on the corner of 83rd and 2nd last night."

by Oscar Wilder July 29, 2006

Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

by Whiteboy B March 12, 2019

hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.

SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

hoodered

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.

Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.

by Chister April 6, 2010

hobohemian

a person so consumed with the frivolous aspects of life as to be entirely "unconcerned" with practical matters, such as personal grooming, fiscal responsibility, or home repair.

This was a nice family neighborhood until that hobohemian moved in next door and started having all-night benders and letting her dogs poop on our lawn.

by jung_american December 30, 2011

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016