devin hester

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

by JRice80 December 6, 2006

Heated Oven

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.

After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

The Dirty Little Heaters

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.

Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

by Lance from Greensboro November 6, 2009

hetero-flexible

Not gay or bisexual, but in between bi and straight. Like, being straight, but you would consider doing something with a member of the same gender should the situation arise. Mainly for pleasure and adventurous reasons, you probably wouldn't date them. Also can be called bent.
It DOESNT mean gay as some people would say it does.

I didn't think sarah was hetero-flexible until she gave me a lap dance and then went off to make out with her boyfriend.

by 676767676767676 August 15, 2006

pink hatter

One of the new-found "fans" of the Boston Red Sux who has limited to no knowledge of the game of baseball, and who buys expensive and scarce tickets to the ball game because of the frat-party like atmosphere, and so he or she can brag of their allegiance around the water cooler. The pink hatter is so named because their team apparrel purchases are unconventional in color, and are merely chosen in an attemp to call attention to themselves and their amplified hipster factor. Pink hatters can be found in the ballpark taking the seat of a more interested and less casual fan that was unable to get a ticket.

Did you see the movie Fever Pitch where Drew Barrymore gets hit in the head by a baseball at a game because she is using her lap-top computer? That scene was meant to be humorous, but it made light of the serious problem of the confluence of pink hatters to Fenway Park. Geez, bandwagon fannery has certainly gotten out of control.

by Hipster Hater March 29, 2008

No Hetero

Said after someone says something that sounds unintentionally heterosexual.

Her ass is mine. No Hetero!

by Comatose Carl November 17, 2010

hetero lifemate

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005