Hershey's Kiss

When your girlfriend (or wife, or whomever) stuffs her panties in your mouth so that only the tag is hanging out, leaving you looking like a Hershey's Kiss.

Last night, my girlfriend tied me up and Hershey's Kissed me before flogging me. It was fantastic.

by Hershey's Kiss Man April 6, 2022

Hershey Road

Term used to define the ass during anal sex.

Hey Honey, Can I take a ride on your Hershey Road?

by IceMan88 January 21, 2003

hershey slick

The shit stains found in underwear.

My mom had to bleach my underwear because of the hershey slicks i left in them.

by volume4 July 28, 2005

hershey waffle

when someone shits on your face and then smacks you in the face with a tennis racket.

after mike shit on gregs face, he then smacked him in the face with his tennis racket,and said,damn big money thats an awesome "Hershey Waffle."

by PoopWhacker March 14, 2009

hershey squirt

1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.

damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!

by smak September 4, 2003

hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits

nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka

by ...mary May 4, 2003

Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.

Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!

by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009