Bohemian Hemorrhinkle

When you urinate blood onto a girl's prolapsed vagina.

"Man, my girlfriend totally let me fuck her so hard last night her cunt went inside out, then I had to pee so she punched me 15 times in the nuts then let me do the old Bohemian Hemorrhinkle on her twat!!!"

by suckinspongebobs June 6, 2020

hemorrhoids

n; A very annoying person.

Those people were such hemorrhoids.

by kickasscristi January 14, 2009

hemorrhoidjack

a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Humerrhoid

When your claim to fame is being inflammatory and you're best suited prolapsed just below the anus.

This Humerrhoid on Twitter seems to think reposting KKK memes is a form of self expression.

by DamageBats March 16, 2018

hemoroid

when your ass is annoyed

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!

by tara and grace June 26, 2004

Homerrhoids

Haemorrhoids caused by the homosexual act of buggery.

A homosexual who has Haemorrhoids would in fact have Homerrhoids.

by Millenia Centrifuge June 27, 2007