Heather

The most amazing women alive. she makes me feel real.

I wish I could always have Heather

by Chococalvary October 06, 2010

Heather

Pseudonymous with perfect. Usually the name of a girl who has perfect looks and a perfect personality.

Damn that girl Heather is so perfect. I would marry her if I could

by techie94 July 23, 2010

Heathering

A verb describing the act of doing nothing while waiting for something else to do or when your work is caught up and you're just chilling. Mostly used in the work setting.

Jessica can you help me with something?
Sure I'm just heathering!

You are so efficient!! You've been heathering all day!

I don't know why I'm so tired. I've been heathering all day!

by Misanthropist123 June 18, 2013

Heathers

(1) Mean Girls but it's 1989
(2) Mean Girls but they are traffic lights
(3) Documentary about the importance of corn nuts at parties
(4) Dating creepy guys in trenchcoats is a bad idea the musical

Veronica: Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
Heather: How about prescriptions?
Heather: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Heather: Sorry Heather
*Then yay she part of the Heathers now*

by abracalicious June 01, 2020

Heather

A Heather is a beautiful girl who everybody wants to be with. She is so perfect almost everyone knows about Heathers

She is such a Heather
That's the girl I was telling you about! She is a real Heather

by Zennia.565123 September 13, 2020

Heather

A girl that brings sunshine into everyone’s life she encounters. You will never have a bad day when you have a heather in your life.

Heather makes me so happy... she makes me feel like it’s a nice sunny afternoon.

by Meme God24 May 13, 2020

Heather

The most amazing and wonderful person you will ever meet. Stunningly beautiful and every word she says makes you smile. She might catch you just randomly smiling at her out of nowhere, but she won’t say anything about it unless you do first. She is not at all jealous. Her voice is more magical then you can imagine and she is also insanely smart. She sometimes gets stressed my school, but if you are the right person you can fix that right away. She is quirky but perfect, the most understanding person you’ll meet. She has a heart made of gold, bigger then the sun. If you find her, never let her go. Unless you have to, then let her go with good wishes and joy. She is a little scared of spiders but don’t let that fool you. That fiery maiden will do whatever she needs to to help her friends. A great cook too. She will be the perfect girlfriend, if she lets you.

Guy 1:Dang man, Heather always looks her best.

Guy 2: Yeah, a shame she is in a relationship with Jaxon. I’d date her if I could.

by GuestManKit November 30, 2021