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having a bash 

To masterbate, used in the UK. Other terms: Wank, etc.
"Did you hear about John Gris who works in Macdonalds?"

"No, what?"

"He was only caught having a bash in a Big Mac!"
having a bash by twymanator February 11, 2008

hating ass hoe

A female who dislikes you for whom likes you, your personality, or what you have. A female without a legitimate reason to dislike you. A envious, or jealous female.
I don't even know that hating ass hoe

Having game 

When someone (preferably a guy) is able to pull off anyone they desire usually quick and affirmative, by saying either the sweetest thing or act in a polite manner.
*Girl walks by*
Daniel: Man, who's the gorgeous girl approaching the front desk?
Mike: Oh, that's Jessica. She's new around here, why you ask?
Daniel: She's beautiful. I'm going to talk to her.
Mike: *laughs* You think you got game like that?
Daniel: Just watch me.

*Daniel walks up to Jessica*
Daniel: Hey girl, I spotted you from a modest distance. Let's walk together and may be fall for commitment.
Jessica: *Giggles* You're sweet. I would love to walk with you. *Blushes*

Daniel walks pass Mike and says: That's what I call having game.
Mike speaks to himself: Damn my mans got game.
Having game by Slugzcuz May 10, 2014

Are you having a laugh? 

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"
"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"
Same as hacking. Is used by true hackers when relaying an exploit or accomplishment to friends.
Hacker: So I haxed into this website the other day.
Friend: What's haxing?
Hacker: nvm
haxing by moatist April 6, 2010

having a Max 

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!
Woo i think I'm having a Max
having a Max by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010