hasemtop

To teleport somewhere

Chris: Hasemtop!
Dennis: Where the fuck did he go?

by Xtrminatr April 19, 2007

Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.

You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.

by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

Hassenpfeffer

It is a term used to announce a "win" in the game of Bananagrams.

"Hassenpfeffer!" yelled Cierra to announce she won the game of Bananagrams.

by The Hassenpfeffer Mafia March 15, 2011

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hässelflaben

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name

That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016