hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

harjon

an ugly fat bitch closely related to the african elephant and a decendent of hippo. they say when it is fully grown it is as large as a mountain and can weigh as mush as a small island.

The harjon is "cutenwild" and she got a car at the age of 8.

by safari man March 8, 2009

haptosis

Unconsensual sexual touching

It was blatant haptosis, so she kneed him that hard he was wearing his nuts for earings

by sssssssssssss January 27, 2007

Hipjonas

Something or someone who is in ones eyes extreemly cool or great. NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS! THIS WAS MADE UP BEFORE WE KNEW OR HAD HEARD OF THE JONAS BROTHERS!!

Oh my god thats so Hipjonas. You can also say Hipjonas Yall! (hipp-joe-nass)

by The Phokers June 28, 2009

Haptoon

A somewhat derogatory term for those who are half-black, half-white.

"Psh. Obama ain't a real black president. He's just haptoon

by E_Maloney April 10, 2013

hapjelly

Happy for someone and jealous at someone at the same time

me: dude! I just got a bonus at work
dude: fuck bro, I didn't! I'm so hapjelly for you.

by gbt October 3, 2013

hapook

Fucking your wife in the arse at midnight in the TV room

Hi wife, I invite you to the tv room to HAPOOK

by AlexVolkwyn October 29, 2017