To have a squirrel for a hand
by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
Get the squirrel handed mug.Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009
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When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
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Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014
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Get the Hand Sock mug.adj 1.: Used to describe a situation or person that is out of control or crazy.
adj 2.: Used to describe something exceptionally cool, usually in a way that defies normally acceptable behvaior or characteristics, or in a crazy way.
adj 3.: Used to describe a person whose coolness in a category is unmatched, and frequently impresses by raising standards further or performing acts of coolness in new unorthodox ways.
adj 2.: Used to describe something exceptionally cool, usually in a way that defies normally acceptable behvaior or characteristics, or in a crazy way.
adj 3.: Used to describe a person whose coolness in a category is unmatched, and frequently impresses by raising standards further or performing acts of coolness in new unorthodox ways.
"Did you see that guy's moves? That shit was outta hand!"
"Paul Oakenfold is outta hand"
"That party was outta hand, somebody pissed in the bedroom and somebody else broke the windshield on his car!"
"That party was outta hand, the DJ was dope and there were hella fine girls there!"
"Paul Oakenfold is outta hand"
"That party was outta hand, somebody pissed in the bedroom and somebody else broke the windshield on his car!"
"That party was outta hand, the DJ was dope and there were hella fine girls there!"
by bladesilver March 13, 2004
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