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Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Handymug.

handy manny

handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction
handy manny bitch lasangnia
by 72 children 777 March 5, 2019
mugGet the handy mannymug.

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.
I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.
by WetBottom November 14, 2011
mugGet the Pity-Handymug.

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.
Thomas, you are the handy king.
by mrcool35 September 24, 2013
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wheelchair handy

When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.
Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.
by Fefag February 1, 2021
mugGet the wheelchair handymug.

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.
by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017
mugGet the chocolate handymug.

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018
mugGet the Handy Ballsmug.

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