Hampson

The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.

That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad

by Will Hampson February 16, 2004

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

by Yams September 9, 2006

Hampacket

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.

"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"

by The Laundraman February 18, 2010

hamcheenana

Three bananas blanketed in ham smothered in queso. Best if cooked in microwave for 10 minutes

Could you warm me up last nights hamcheenanas for lunch?

by Cumby Nutford January 31, 2019

Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.

Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!

by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011