Hammer

1. (Adjective) A word that refers to a really big douche bag person that you cannot stand. Mainly someone who does something rude or annoying like the loud strike of a hammer.

2. (Noun) A tool with a long handle and a butt at one end and the other side two points used to jab nails into certain things. Often used in construction.

3. (verb) To bash something into another object or hit something intensely.

4. Hammered* (Verb) To get extremely drunk or wasted usually after a crazy party.
1. Wow, that dude over there with the face is such a hammer, he keeps trying to start a fight with Frank over here.

2. I used a hammer to nail the picture frame into the wall.

3. That dude kept pissing Frank off so i went over there and hammered him in the face with my fist of doom.

4. We got so hammered last night! Frank ended up on the floor and i think we wrote on him... Can't remember though...
by TheMetalHead13 April 12, 2010
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when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.
Damn, that girl is hammered.
by sjl22 December 10, 2009
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The Hammer

When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.
by EColl6 August 28, 2009
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You must be crazy to think that can go against me/ when I say I bringing the Hammer I ain't talkin bout the MC
by Billy Da Kid August 05, 2005
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Hammered

The situation of a women who is fucked so hard (in a positive way) and fast that she surely can't walk the next day
Are here jeans to tight? - No, she got hammered last night.
by Ewald December 03, 2005
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A Hammer

When a girl is very tall and muscular and can beat up most men .
by will bentley October 21, 2007
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The Hammer

The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."
by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 27, 2013
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