half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

Haifa

Haifa is an Arabic name, its literal meaning : a slim girl with flat stomach and tiny waist line

Haifa! You look great today (noun)

Look at that body! She’s haifa (as an adjective)

by Haifaro March 26, 2019

half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.

John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.

by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008

Halanna

Halanna's are usually described as a super cool chick who is really funny and super sexy. They aren't afraid to speak their minds and are inspirational.

DAMN! Did you see that girl!!!! She must have been a Halanna!!!!

by mhmmmyearight November 28, 2012

halfaversary

The celebration of a half-year since something important occured.

Katherine: Oh my gosh, Doug, it's August 15th! We started dating on February 15th... do you know what that means?! Today is our halfaversary!
Doug: Oh, that's right. You're dumb, but happy halfaversary.

by Eillek Nagrom January 16, 2008

halal

A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.

"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"

"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."

by zebra_b1tch June 12, 2019

Jaroslav Halak

Slovac word for "super ninja Jedi master goaltender"

Did you see halak play in the 7th game of the Habs/Caps series?? The goaltender was Jaroslav Halak!!

by Habsfan227 April 30, 2010