Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in

Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night

by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019

Hackery Sizzles

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

by CreepyRob August 21, 2020

hackerkiller

A turbovirgin who thinks he is cool for killing a hacker in minecraft.

OMG there’s a HackerKiller. I wonder when he will leave his basement and talk to a female.

by Jesse504 April 26, 2021

matter hacker

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.

He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.

by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014

Growth Hacker

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...

That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.

by summontwoballs December 14, 2016

Broad Hacker

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.

That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.

by Woodler October 28, 2019