shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024

Smelly Gummy Bear

The act of vaping fruit scented vape into a woman's butthole and making her fart in your face.

Jenny and I have matured as a couple. Last night she gave me a smelly gummy bear.

by Unicornpoo22 December 20, 2017

gummy bear party pop

An album released in October 16, 2015 by Gummibär. Songs in it include Gummy Twist, I Want Candy, Woof! There is Is, KikiRiki, Moves Like Jagger, Wati Wati Wu, Bubble Up, Gummy Style, Go For The Goal, The Locomotion, Gummy Bomba, I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song), Monster Mash, Lucky Star, Lullaby and Xmas Town.

Jonathan: "My favorite album is Gummy bear party pop."
Suzie: "Really? Me too!"
Jonathan: "I guess we have more in common that I thought."

by aurriae September 25, 2020

gummy bear implants

Gummy bear implants are a cohesive gel breast implant make from silicone. Gummy bears are known to be form stable and keep their shape. FDA approved. They are commonly inserted as a full-sized gel implant through an incision at the underside of the breast. The main advantage of gummy bear implants are that they do not leek if punctured.

I went with gummy bear implants for my breast augmentation.

by RobbiRacks.com July 11, 2018

Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 16, 2014

Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.

Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?

by SpongyRavioli October 04, 2020