Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

guff-daddy

Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for trivial issues from messy viewpoint.

The comic book guy from the Simpsons is a real guff-daddy.

by CIO June 15, 2004

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 03, 2009

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 29, 2011

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005

Guff

A shorter version of Guthridge also known as jake :)
a VERY kind person who gets beer ;) and the king of the world nd the best lukkin lad eva ;);)

LMAOO!!

Is that king Guff Over there ?

by Kirstie&Kelly June 17, 2009

cum guff

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen

Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff

by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017