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Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)
Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!
by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022
mugGet the Choof and Guffmug.

guff-daddy

Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for trivial issues from messy viewpoint.
The comic book guy from the Simpsons is a real guff-daddy.
by CIO June 15, 2004
mugGet the guff-daddymug.

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.
finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed
by adb dealio August 3, 2009
mugGet the finger guffmug.

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women
OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!
by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011
mugGet the Guff nutsmug.

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.
ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!
by EggyStoner March 30, 2005
mugGet the brown guffmug.

Guff

A shorter version of Guthridge also known as jake :)
a VERY kind person who gets beer ;) and the king of the world nd the best lukkin lad eva ;);)

LMAOO!!
Is that king Guff Over there ?
by Kirstie&Kelly June 17, 2009
mugGet the Guffmug.

burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.
What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.
by speechpath August 18, 2019
mugGet the burly guffmug.

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