The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.
by ArcticGoose February 1, 2023
Get the Guatemalan Fire Drill mug.The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
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Get the Guatemalan confetti mug.I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
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Get the Guatemalan Lampshade mug.Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
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