Guppy

The best thing you will have ever had. But too bad because he’s my bestest friend, he’s my lover and he is my ride or die. Nobody else’s.

Yea yea, Guppy

by Gabby🫠 June 24, 2023

wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

guppy

a man who's manhood is small and lifeless like a fish out of water when it is time to preform.

I took him home, but he was a total guppy!

by giant tiger shark July 18, 2010