Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Gumping

The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.

"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

“Gumping It”

To sexually take advantage of an individual who is slightly mentally disabled; not enough to be considered truly mentally disabled but enough to easily be pressured into sexual activity.

“Hey! That guy over there is totally “Gumping It” with those girls!”

by SpeedMcWeed December 6, 2023

Gumping

The act of impersonating Forest Gump from Tom hanks movie, Forest gump.

"Me and a friend of mine were watching Forest Gump and just Gumping the whole time!"

by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024

Gumping

Forest “gump”ing throughout the world with no goal or aim and exploring the world

*its 3 am* lets go gumping!!

by neyom123 February 22, 2024

Gumping

Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.

Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend

by Munting man March 16, 2024