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groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.
Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.
by mc_glow September 30, 2005
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visual groper

One who obsessively stares at another person with sexual intent.
The pervert was labeled a visual groper after hawk eyeing
the group of women playing volleyball.
by The Profit November 18, 2005
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Goopert

Someone that thinks there an expert because they looked it up with google.
What a goopert.
by Bigdawg47 January 23, 2020
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grouper-mouth

A man or a woman who is defined by a wide downturned fish mouth on their face. Literally un-escapable fish mouth.
Oh fuck me Johnny! Bettah get out your bag of croutons, because here comes "grouper-mouth" Janet.
by Fizban Albrite October 27, 2020
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Gooper

A combination of "good" and "super". Used to say something is really awesome.
Justin: That movie was gooper.

Emily: Indeed.
by WordInventorer July 7, 2011
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groomer

1 (the crime definition): An adult that builds a sense of trust with a minor to exploit and/or abuse them, typically (but not always) in a sexual manner. This is a crime, and it also causes harm to the minor.

2 (in US politics): What republican politicians and supporters refer to LGBTQIA+ people and their allies as, to manipulate their audience to pass anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. This is targeting and harming LGBTQIA+ people and the people using the word in this manner typically are (or have connections with those who are) actual groomers.

3 (the pet definition): A person who washes and takes care of pets (typically but not always dogs) while people are away from their home, typically for pay. To make sure people are confused with the first definition, these people are typically called pet groomers.
1. You definitely shouldn't be a groomer, that's a crime and is outright immoral!

2. It's very ironic that Glen Uselmann considers LGBTQIA+ people as groomers when he literally groomed a 12 year-old from girl from 1988 to 1992.

3. I went on vacation last week and the flight had a no-pets rule, so I hired a pet groomer to make sure my dog is okay while I'm gone.
by v1vdefineswords July 23, 2022
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Gobble Gooper

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.
by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009
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