greater lowell technical high school

Greater Lowell Technical High School is a school in Tyngsboro. (I know weird its called greater lowell) It is called this because it is made up of Lowell Dracut Dunstable and Tyngsboro.

Also known as "the voke" or "the joke"

According to lowell high students, people from the voke cannot get into a college... NOT TRUE

If you are graduating from Greater Lowell Technical High School in 2006 or you graduated before that you know what "fresh fruit" is. You also know that if your a smoker, the girls electrical bathroom is the place to be durring 6th lunch. Mr. Yaffa has been your substitute... in every class. If you get sent to the deans office... youd much rather go to dean fallon then dean connelle. You know what project adventure is. Someone is eventually going to pull a senior prank involving the teachers resource center. Taco Bell and Mcdonalds... NOPE... West commons and East commons. Out of the 4 years you went to (or are going to be in) the voke you've known (or you know) at least 4 students that have been pregnant.

Just a couple of Shop Stereotypes:
Cosmo Hoes
Marketing bitches

by Medical A Weeeeekkk April 23, 2006

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Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.

Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.

by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010

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Gretel is a very shy person with a great personality. She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority

she’s SUCH a gretel
I want to be a gretel

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A savage motherfucker, who lets shit rip when all others simply give up. No matter how hard, overwhelming, impossible, or dangerous the task at hand may be. A getter will do what shouldn’t be humanly possible to complete whatever task lies in front of them. And it’s not just once. They attack task after task, project after project, and solve problem after problem in this manner. More often than not leaving a path of destruction in their wake. Every aspect of a getters life is balls to the wall and right on the edge of out of control. To them this behavior is the norm. It doesn’t phase them.

The complete opposite of a getter is a Pile. Piles usually outnumber getters 1000/1 so typically they are surrounded by them. Their not hard to spot. Their the ones covered in shit, talking shit to the piles and laughing it off while everybody is crying about lunch breaks. Getter as fuck

I can’t pick these bales up without a winch.

“Fuck you Pile, get the fuck out my way” (as he picks up extremely heavy object like it’s as light as a feather)

“Whoa, how did you do that?”

Not how Pile, why. And the why is because I’m a fucking Getter and your a Pile. Now scrub my rig.

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Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.

Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?

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