greet

A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.

He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.

by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

Greets

It's the very informal short version of Greetings!

Adam: Well, I gotta go now, see ya!
You: Greets!

by AleZ_Off April 5, 2023

Greet Greet Antagonize

A pro gamer maneuver used by the most skilled RDR2 players on the planet. Used to piss off NPC's without causing a fuss.

Example of Greet Greet Antagonize
Arthur (Greet): "Officer."
Officer: "..."
Arthur (Greet): "Your face looks familiar."
Officer: "Uh-huh."
Arthur (Antagonize): "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail."

by DarthMole February 1, 2025

dirty greet

when you teach in university and suddenly you get the urge of putting your microphone in your stretched asshole while getting fucked in 2 different ways while you let students play volleyball in your classroom

wednesday 20/03 i witnessed my teacher pulling a dirty Greet. it was so satisfying

by geitjegreet March 20, 2024

Deep Greet

Holding hands with someone while double fisting an orifice

Have you ever experienced a deep greet with your boyfriend and your ex-wife?

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025