dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking
Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.
by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024
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Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.
Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"
by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017
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Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
by The dirty hunter October 04, 2022
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