Grazing

When two men are having anal sex doggy style and their balls lightly slap together

I haven’t shaved my balls in a month, Roger likes it when we are grazing

by Rogerlikesgrazing February 10, 2023

Revision grazing

Literally, to eat when revising for exams. You usually don't notice you're doing it.

Elle: Wow, I put on ten pounds last week.

Grace: Must be all that revision grazing.

by smileymagicbeth June 16, 2010

Grazing

The sadomasochistic act of biting off your partner’s pubic hair during oral sex and chewing it like a farm animal.

I heard Becca was grazing Mike in bed last night.

by gryn_bones March 23, 2024

Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.

You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!

by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020

Hate Graze

When you are in a hurry (lunch break, etc.) and order something at a fast food spot and it's wrong, cold or you see flies buzzing around the meat and toppings in back or something to that nature, to where you would not consume it normally but because you are in a hurry and need to eat you force it down begrudgingly.

Stephanie ran into BK with only 10 minuets left on her lunch, after stopping by her side pieces spot to take a quick dump. The cook was a greasy old dude, who looked as if he hadn't showered in a week. He smiled as he slid her order up for the host to bag up. Stephanie noticed he wasn't wearing any gloves. She shook her head, reluctantly took the bag and ran back to her car to hate graze that disgusting slop, all the while staring at herself in the mirror, wondering what may come of this later.

by CHUPA LENGUA October 5, 2023

nasal grazing

Nasal grazing is when disrespecting other people's privacy has become too excessive or habitual. Figuratively, nasal grazing can mean someone is so comfortable with being "nosey" that they "graze" as they do it. While the imagery of a navel gazer is a person so obsessed with oneself (or a small single-issue) that they are caught staring at their own belly-button, the imagery of a nasal grazer is a person who is so obsessed with other people's information that they are not just being nosey themselves but can be caught grazing on other people's nosiness.

"I hear John keeps a spreadsheet documenting every single piece of information he finds! What a nasal grazer!"
"Don't speak to Sally, she's such a nasal grazer he will start prying into your personal life every single day."
"Looks like Facebook's new terms of agreement are trying to master the art of nasal grazing."

by DoomLittle October 19, 2018