Grasshopper

A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.

"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."

by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

flying grasshopper

When you move your fingers in a rapid fashion back and forth inside a girls vagina

Man, I made her so wet with my flying grasshopper

by martinintl March 28, 2016

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008