an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.

“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche

by Stayout March 10, 2019

gouche sack

a wrinkly gouche

his gouche was so wrinkly that he had a gouche sack

by gghghgh September 11, 2010

Holiday gouch

The period from December 26 to January 1 when the emotional high of the holidays dissipates and a person realizes another year of their life is gone and a new year of crap begins.

I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety

by joecoolthefool December 26, 2014

double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

by SkiBGB October 18, 2011

gouche train

Unkempt pubic hair starting from the scrotum and ending at the anus.

Person one: "what was her (gouche train) like?"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"

by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

Flaming gouche

When you bang a chicks pussy so hard that her gouche gets super hot.

while i was fucking julie, she exclaimed dramaticly that she had a flaming gouche

by black pheonix December 24, 2010

Bass Gouch

The part of a bass which stops the bass from sliding on the floor. usually made from rubber.

Nick, the Bass Gouch is missing and it is making it difficult to play!

by Nick Car January 23, 2011