gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

Jug Gypper

A girl who has big, sexy breasts yet posts pictures on facebook which either conceal them or do not show them at all.

Horny Guy 1: OMG Have you seen that girl Hannah? She has such nice tits.

Horny Guy 2: I checked out her facebook page but I can't find any evidence of what you're talking about...

Horny Guy 1: She must be a Jug Gypper.

by YakLeader9 April 9, 2010

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game

She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her

by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020

gopherocious

as ferocious as the Minnesota mascot

The rodent infestation was gopherocious

by the Head Gopher September 19, 2004