gooroo

A person online, typically clean shaven, filming with an iPhone that is talking out of their ass about how to be successful with ease at things they have had no actual practical success in.

Wait a second before you click off this video, I invite you to take two minutes to learn how I and my 3,894 other clients make 2% a day on the stock market. Let me be your GOOROO!!!

by TheRealSombra October 17, 2020

Googus

The male reproductive organ - specifically used in the context of someone confessing to a group of their peers

I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

goruck

First off it’s GORUCK. Get that shit right. GORUCK means getting your mind right, doing hard physical shit, and becoming a team over a period of 6-12-24 hours.

Hey that crazy asshole Mark does that GORUCK shit.

by SeniorGRT January 12, 2018

goolue

a complete and total prodigy in everything

"Why does she always get pure A+s?"
"Because she is a goolue DUH!!!"

by Katty H. December 28, 2007

Goobulleygack

A shitfaced lepar who regularly gives head to eskimos he sees wandering the avenues of his shitcovered home

BakuBaku certainly is a Goobulleygack, the douche

by TimTom The Wise November 8, 2003

Gooro

1. Official currency of the nation of Goo.
2. Term used for imaginary cash.

The people of gooland, often mistaken for dirty jews, print their money on toliet paper with invisible ink.

The freain' bum owes me 60 bucks and thinks he can pay me in Gooros.

by rrod March 11, 2005

Goru

Goru, or Go-rü, comes from the ancient Hindi dialect. It was primarily used when referring to a member of the lower class, and in modern times is used by Indians when referring to an outcast, or extreme loser.

He doesn't own a single gas station! Such a Goru!

by SexMe? May 29, 2016