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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.
I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.
by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009
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Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.
Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked
by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022
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Ginner

Letter swapped Nigger to by-pass word filters
You're bad at this game you fucking Ginner!
by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018
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gunner eye

by womoma April 16, 2005
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Goonerosity

J showed goonerosity putting me up for the night in boston
by p March 13, 2004
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Gunner4Life

If you are a fan of Arsenal football club, then you must be a fan for life, thats the prerequisite, no exceptions. If you meet the prerequisite then you are gunner4life.
Football is my religion and Arsenal my temple. I am gunner4life dawg!!!
by Dj Reddy May 22, 2008
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