Field goal

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!

by Jd02 October 19, 2013

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."

"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW

by boostle January 15, 2017

gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

by Jason galicure March 30, 2019

Jess Goal

A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.

Eww that was such a Jess Goal.

by Ron Mexico504 April 8, 2013

Set Your Goals

A pop-punk/melodic hardcore band from San Francisco, CA. Unlike most other pop-"punk" bands like Fall Out Boy or Paramore, they actually have a punk sound. Their instrumentation is a little sloppy, they're far from overproduced, but that just makes their music more endearing. They have craploads of passion, youthful abandon, strong DIY mentality, and are a fresh breath of air in the stagnant pop friendly punk world.

Set Your Goals is an amazing band

by M Bilan July 5, 2008