nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010

blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

by 1695814 September 6, 2013

pussy gating

the lesbian version of a cock block.

“damn claudia has really been pussy gating me this weekend.”

by haivyla May 29, 2021

Goaping

(v.) the act of shaking a computer screen very rapidly as if you were trying to get it off

Oh man M&M was goaping his laptop so hard he broke the screen off of it

by Lame McShame January 28, 2009

gooting

walking with joy

The man was gooting along the sidewalk.

by fleeb26 May 3, 2010

Grating

Spending money. As in "grating the cheddar."

I've been grating too hard this weekend. I can't go out tonight.

by Dontneedaname June 25, 2015

fanti-gotting

This is a very distrubing act where an otherwise normal male starts fantasizing about ass-wrecking another (usually of smaller stature) male.

Holy Shit. E-ore hasn't seen a good looking bitch for so long, he's fanti-gotting about Pee Wee Herman.

by Forrest June 3, 2004