Goatee

A person with hair on their chin and mouth.

Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.

"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"

by deadbreast April 25, 2009

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

gradee

girl or girlfriend or love gradee=girlfriend sum1 2 be with

ryan ere 2k7 lookin 4 dat 1 gradee! <3

by bexterdwoodhouse October 29, 2007

Goldee

Shrek sized girl , who often never showers or is generally hygienic.

Whore who likes to fuck people , and one big attention whore.

John : Oi , forget that bitch . She's a fucking goldee
Tom : Ah you know it ,Bruv

by WhiteSoxz1988 February 1, 2017

goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Goadge

This is another name to describe a pet cat. This name is used when one becomes overally enthusiastic about their animal and best said while grinding the teeth. This will elicit a look of what seems to be utter confusion from the cat, which only reinforces the enthused sensation.

Hey, there is "Goadge" Hi Goadge!!! Goadge

by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005