Gimped

A purgatorial state in which you have ingested an obscene amount of alcohol while blazed. You are not high, but not drunk. You continue to remain in this limbo state where your body is in a border-line coma, but your mind is all "eye-of-the-tiger". Depending on your body type, this state can last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours.

Dude, Thanksgiving Eve is gonna be sick. We're gonna get gimped out.

Bro, I smoked so much last night before heading to the bar. I was gimped till last call.

by RaphValentino February 27, 2016

gimp tank

Used in MMORPGs generally a gimp tank is a tank that has little to no value tanking anything other than lvl 1 mobs

Canthonos is the number 1 gimp tank in everquest.

by Canthonos teh gimp tank August 29, 2005

gimpy

A nickname for someone who is retarded, handicapped, or a wordspazz

He broke his leg, now he is all gimpy

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

gimptacular

adjective that derives its roots from people who believe that "bring out the gimp" is the most gut bustin' movie line ever. describes when a situation or joke reaches and an abnormal level of halarity.

Ed: Did ya hear about the tornado that ripped through West Virginia?

Will: Nope.

Ed: It did 50 million dollars worth of improvement.

Will: That's fuckin' gimptacular!

by shithouserat November 30, 2007

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 13, 2008

gimp out

to laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason, sometimes even forgetting what it was you were laughing at. Usually associated with smoking marajauna.

Wow! You are REALLY gimpin' out!

Watching that movie made me gimp out.

by DoubleRR May 25, 2009

gimptina

Gimptina (gimp-tee-na):

n.

(1) a female who is regarded by others as "high maintenance" or very demanding of others. She tends to "yap away" or talk voraciously, almost seemingly unending. In addition, she has very harsh rhetoric and when communicating over the internet "e-burn" is a common symptom.

(2) A person regarded as a "gimp" with (-tina) added to the end - referring to the "un-cool" character of the person.

1) Gimptina, I feel the e-burn.

2) Gimptina's always lack the awesome trait.

by Pete Gellar March 9, 2007