Gerky

When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever tried a gerky?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's awesome!

by GerkinPickles December 2, 2014

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Gnarkill

(1)noun: Something not necessarily gnarled but rather so intensely awesome that it becomes a connotation of someone gnarly.
(2)interjection: An exclamation showing great emotion, not specifying any particular meaning.
(3)noun: A surprisingly awesome kill in the video game Resistance: Fall of Man
(4)verb: execute a surprisingly awesome kill in the video game Resistance: Fall of Man

(1)"Wow that double back-flip was GNARKILL!!!"
(2)"Dude! I just larked you from like across the map!!! Flipin' GNARKILL!!!"
(3)"I wish the game said GNARKILL every time i killed you."
(4)"Ima GNARKILL you..."

by Marvin Lingweeny June 24, 2007

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gnerk • Gerk • Gherkin • Gerkin • glerk • Gerky • Gnerd • gnork • gerke • gerken

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

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gerk

Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.

Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.

by amandapants September 16, 2009

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