gnerk

A combination of three terms which include: geek, nerd, and dork.

Thy: Do you have the lecture notes for Biochem 411?
Theary: Man, that gnerk in the front of class will have the notes to our lecture. He is the only one who goes.
Thy: Oh yeah, Erwin, right?
Theary: The hell if I know. Wait, how do you know his name? OMG, you have a crush on him!!!!!
Thy: Wait...I mean....uhmmmm....Damnit to HELL!!!!!!

by Theary So November 3, 2004

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

by Religious nun March 22, 2017

gerkakenaken

St.Olafian word for the exact moment dog feces turns white (if there is such a moment)

lefty:you're retarded.
pancho:well, at least I'm not gerkakenaken

by elfeemcgee April 4, 2011