gobbledeegook

Something that makes no sense, completely nonsensical

"The teacher was talking about the applications of the CAST method in trig functions, but all I heard was gobbledeegook"

by yo_mama November 22, 2005

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

fairy gobbler

One who gobbles up fairies, a woman who hangs out with a lot of gay men; a fag hag, a fruit fly, fairy collector, queer dear, fairy princess, will and grace, fairy godmother.

That Amy is such a fairy gobbler; she's always gobbling around Marty and his musical (read: Rent) crew.

by Janig December 10, 2009

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Gobble Flop

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

by RobSonic November 26, 2009

Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

Gobble Copter

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

by Westside47 April 16, 2015