Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010

Gargantuously

Ridiculously; so much so that it drives you crazy; so much that your heart explodes with just how much.

I love him so gargantuously that it's crazy.

by Sun_N_Stars July 17, 2012

Gargareth

A legend. Kinda nooby, and kinda uncool, but he likes to try. You know?

Hello Gargareth, you a nice guy (pretend).

by Tanzaniandevil123 May 25, 2015

garganch

An object of very large proportions.

nigga yo do hea’ look garganch

by Abdul Jamar March 12, 2018

Gargalizer

Commonly used in LoL to describe an opponent who's attacks are so weak that tickles you.

Player 1: *uses full combo*
Player 2: *Loses no more than 100 hp*
Player 2: "Are you a Gargalizer or what?"

by Pat Gargalizer June 17, 2019

Gargena

Being mad at something useless

Greg lost at FIFA and proceeded to gargena

by Setak32 August 17, 2021