kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames

What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.

by Vinntom October 2, 2021

Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

D1 Glazer

Wyatt

Great Wyatt the D1 Glazer is here

by Banditzvr November 7, 2023

Kendrick Glazer

Another word for Nathan

Nathan always be suckin Kendrick's cock
He's such a Kendrick Glazer

by YoMama69696969696969696966969 December 3, 2024

Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer

I'm a Weezer Glazer

by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023

Ye glazer

A Ye Glazer is a kanye fan who makes his entire personality out on kanye and only kanye. they will swear at you if you like Graduation/MBDTF. There favourite album is College Dropout. Also he agrees with kanye in any situation like the " i do find good things about-"

Jay is such a Ye Glazer

by IMakeStupidWordsAndPhrases January 31, 2024

serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding

Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer

by Twandillinger March 9, 2024