lifted and gifted

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.

i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.

by The Flo October 1, 2007

Look a gift horse in the mouth

to be critical of a present or gift

Despite thought put into the gift, he decided to look a gift horse in the mouth and commented on the cheapness of the gift

by stanzz October 25, 2006

The Belgian Gift

Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.

Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!

by Belgian! August 10, 2006

re-gift

To receive a crappy gift that you dont want or need and pass it on to someone else as a present.

Grandma gave me a horrible sweater for my birthday, so i re-gifted it to John for Christmas.

by sbrunner December 30, 2006

God's gift

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.

he swears he's god's gift to women.

by s March 2, 2005

Gifts and Stiffs

Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).

Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.

by J-rad January 10, 2007

Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.

I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.

by etcetera16 December 24, 2010