Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining December 01, 2016

chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging

Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!

by cowdungminge August 03, 2017

blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 04, 2017

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 07, 2019

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 05, 2024

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 12, 2015