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Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)
Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch
by TonyB23 January 3, 2009
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gerbil

a mindless scavenge with or without the intention of finding something. Usually in reference to pawing through one's bag of personal effects... the sounds of which resemble those of a nest building gerbil
Tweekers tend to carry oversized compartment bags as opposed to tiny useless purses. This allows them to accomodate their urge to gerbil ANYTIME ANYPLACE!
by pinckfur September 7, 2008
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Gerbil

A very young girl, usually 12 or younger. The opposite of a Cougar. Made famous by the 4/11/09 episode of SNL.
Geoff: Dude, those gerbils over there are totally checking you out!

Greg: Gross dude. Why are they letting gerbils in bars now?
by Grampa Farts Pants April 12, 2009
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gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.
Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!
by 1412 January 15, 2008
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Gerbil

The opposite of a Cougar, usually extremly underage in the situation, but extremly hot.
Two guys in a bar, a really young underage girl walks in.

Guy 1: Dude, check her out!!
Guy 2: Woah, she is... really young...
Guy 1: No duh, she is a major gerbil!!
by Oakieman May 26, 2009
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Gerbils

The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.
"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."
by SnL13 April 11, 2009
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gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt
"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"
by dan and steph April 16, 2007
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