Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"
Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"
Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"
by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.
by COCOK February 6, 2024

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.
There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
by PinkCripps August 25, 2019

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
by 7568ino April 25, 2025

by Stfu p May 24, 2020

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.
by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020
