Skip to main content

geekery

geek-er-y:

n/prn. the collective goings on of geeks/ the qualities that make a geek

adv. the individual actions that define people as geeks
n/prn. Overclocking your electric razor to create a rift in the time-space continuum is a testimonial to you geekery.

v. There is a negative correlation to the ammount of time spent in pursuits of geekery to the percent chance of engaging in reproductive acts.
by StaticH3ad March 14, 2006
mugGet the geekery mug.

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.
I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
mugGet the feed the geese mug.

The Geezer

An unelected, unwanted, self-appointed moderator of a chat forum.
Look! The Geezer has got someone else banned again!
by Margaret-e February 23, 2010
mugGet the The Geezer mug.

geezermobile

a car being driven by a geezer, especially one who has poor driving skills
That geezermobile has caused many problems on the highway.
by CanDA19 June 18, 2006
mugGet the geezermobile mug.

geezefest

An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.
Who was at the football yesterday?

All the lads, it was a proper geezefest.
by geezermcgeeze July 23, 2012
mugGet the geezefest mug.

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.
Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.
by Dode April 4, 2009
mugGet the Christmas Geese mug.

standard geezer

what you use to refer to a person (mostly male) as a very boring and orthodox person. someone who only does the normal thing and not anything exciting.
person 1 "hey, me and the lads are going to the strip club on Saturday and make it rain on some pretty girls with stupid names like 'boner garage'. you wanna hit it up?"

person 2 " nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it"

person 1 "stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads"

person 2" yeahhhh, you right. fuck biology, ill study for it later".
by TOPDONJALAL March 3, 2016
mugGet the standard geezer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email